You know its getting close to Valentines Day when a true love story like this one comes out. You read the headlines and see about sexual harrassment and then start reminiscing about the good ol’ days of interns getting some in the limo and Anucha, beautiful Anucha. But then,woah woah oh woohoo….yikes…dont tell me….he’s been trying to pick up other dudes? and is a racist?? Woah this a hard one to swallow (pause). All the gun stuff is easily believable, but the rest of it sounds like Kuchinsky may be cumming up with this by himself (pause). I guess we will have to wait and see if any more evidence pops up (pause). In the meantime Eddie the walking heart attack time bomb Curry needs to stop daydreaming and lose some weight. For someone playing professional basketball you are waaay overweight. We will say what Mike D cannot say, YOUR FAT. LOSE WEIGHT. HIRE A PERSONAL TRAINER. GET HIT BY A TRUCK.
Posted on January 13th, 2009 by Jimmy Mootzarella
Filed under: Eddy Curry
“The lawsuit states that Curry approached his driver, David Kuchinsky, in the nude on two separate occasions and “kept asking him to look and to touch him,” said Kuchinsky’s attorney, Matthew Blit”
This is so gross. Just think about if that actually happened. I kinda want to punch this Kuchinsky guy in the face for putting this out their and letting my brain actually imagine this.
Eddy had a little too much time on his hands.