Tim Thomas is a Bitch

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I learned a long time ago that when someone pushes you, you punch them right in the mouth, you can ask Shaved Head Schaffer. Dont push back, just snuff em. Boom. The goal is to get it on fast and keep them off guard.

Apparently Tim Thomas never got the message. He prefers to get bitched up. Even worse he prefers to get bitched on his own homecourt and then smile and try laugh it off like its all good. He could’ve done alot to make him respected around here once again by tapping Shaq’s jaw after he got mooshed and humilated late in 4th quarter. But instead he got shook and tried to play buddy buddy and Shaq was having none of it. Standing on the three point line and begging for the ball only to shoot one for 20 from downtown is not going to make people like you. Snuffing Shaq could have made you legendary in this town, now your a legendary sucka.

4 Responses to “Tim Thomas is a Bitch”

  1. if Tim Thomas came to deuceland and tried to steal my chair id snuff him first. Followed by a barrage os Old English forty bottles and a spring load BB Gun to the grill piece.

  2. Cyph- Did you just reference “Deuceland?” A place where boys become men. A place where I lost half my body weight one night in a losing battle with OE. Oh the postive influences in my life over the years like Schaffer & Jimmy Muscles… Tim Thomas needs to take a little visit to wormieland to gain some perspective on reality. Ya lil’ bitch.

  3. Let me get this straight. You would both take on shaq? Ya right. What kind of fantasy world are you guys living in?

  4. Just saying Tim Thomas should have snuffed him. Tim’s what, 6′10 240 juiced and ripped… their in the same league. As for me, you are right, i would not snuff Shaq. But if he happened to roll down to 86th and shore rd and did that to me in a pickup game i wouldn’t pat him on the ass and laugh it off..i’d atleast have top start dissing him or some shit.
    if someone in my league did that to me, its on.

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